Sunday, June 7, 2009

Solid No Joke Drunk Post

I just pushed a 6' 4" man up the stairs. I am sober enough to understand physics: the forward momentum of the situation was on my side.

What is not on my side? Age.

Turns out when you boogie and hustle and break-it-down on the dance floor when you are almost 40: you will sweat. And not just under your pits. 

My lame hairdo? That's a sweaty goner. 

My husband? Likewise.

As for me? And my goner hairdo?  My goner husband?

Twenty minutes alone in the kitchen. Awesome.
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24 comments:

  1. Susan6/07/2009

    Sweet!!

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  2. cIII6/07/2009

    Bravo, Picket.

    Bravo!

    Also. It's been my Study that Drunk Sweat gives you the lubrication to get your James Brown on.

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  3. DKC6/07/2009

    Oh yeah, baby! Hope you are not hurting too much today!

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  4. Heather6/07/2009

    Ha! Fab-u-lous. I hope you feel o.k. today!

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  5. for a different kind of girl6/07/2009

    I've found a couple slices of peanut butter toast has had the same effect!

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  6. Samantha6/08/2009

    He was a goner! haha

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  7. Jasper Mockingbard6/08/2009

    Sweaty lame hairdo? Glad to hear you got your sexy back.

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  8. Carolyn...Online6/08/2009

    I'm just laughing.

    Getchyo groove on Ms. P.

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  9. Mongolian Girl6/09/2009

    Why Mizz Picket! Did you post while drunk. This makes me happy.
    And yeah, gettin' yo groove on later in life? Um, can someone get me 5 Motrin, a bag of ice, and an Ace bandage please?

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