Me: no, i don't think so.
GFYO: well that little girl up the street keeps saying i'm her boyfriend.
Me: well, she probably just means you are a boy who is her friend.
GFYO: i am a little kid and i do not have a girlfriend.
Me: but you have lots of friends who are girls.
GFYO: not really. but i am all sexy.
Me: Giant Four Year Old! please don't say sexy so much!
GFYO: but it is not a bad word like--
Me: like nothing. It is not a bad word but it's not really a good word for a giant four year old to be saying.
GFYO (thoughtfully): well, i'll just tell YOU i am sexy. SEXXXXY!
Me: PLEASE! No more!
GFYO: sexxy sexxy sexy sex!
Me: GIANT FOUR YEAR OLD! enough! (mumbled to self) where does he get this shit?!
GFYO: shiiiiiiiiit!
Me: NO!
GFYO: mama, you're my boyfriend.
Me: yes i am. now eat your lunch.
I'm at work and laughing very loudly. Your blog is bad for my job.
ReplyDeleteHe has a point, though. Sexy, although a four letter word, isn't a bad word.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Love that kid.
ReplyDeleteAt least he's not singing "sexy" as in the Pussycat Dolls "Don't Cha" like my 8-year-old girl. Funny, yet disturbing in sooooo many ways.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE it! It doesn't get much better than a 4 year old claiming he's sexy!
ReplyDeleteDe-lurking to say that I think your GFYO and my GFYO could be, in fact, one in the same.....
ReplyDeletewhat kind of influences do these kids have anyway? ;-)
Has he been hanging out with Baby G? Because he walks around telling me he's, "so sessy," with some sort of unknown foreign accent. I think he thinks he's a Latin Lover.
ReplyDeleteDid I ever mention he need to meet my Gabberdoodle?? She is marrying me later.
ReplyDeletehahah! hilarious. sexy, sexy GFYO. so funny.
ReplyDeleteHe's rockin cute!
ReplyDeleteW-a-O-W! Sexy sexy sexy!
ReplyDeleteAnd only 4... Wait til he's 14.
W-a-O-W! Sexy sexy sexy!
ReplyDeleteAnd only 4... Wait til he's 14.