Homing Device

You know those things they sell in the Brookstone catalog, those little doodads you affix to your keys or remote control so that when you can’t find them, you click a button on the homing pigeon doodad and then those lost items beep-beep-beep until they’re located?

I need that.

I need that for library books, blankets, beloved tiny toys, American Girl doll hair brushes, and everything else that gets lost at bedtime. (Why does it seem that all this crap/really important stuff gets lost at bed time? WHY?)

Somebody invent that stupid thing right now. RIGHT. NOW.