Sunday, June 7, 2009

Solid No Joke Drunk Post

I just pushed a 6' 4" man up the stairs. I am sober enough to understand physics: the forward momentum of the situation was on my side.


What is not on my side? Age.

Turns out when you boogie and hustle and break-it-down on the dance floor when you are almost 40: you will sweat. And not just under your pits. 

My lame hairdo? That's a sweaty goner. 

My husband? Likewise.

As for me? And my goner hairdo?  My goner husband?

Twenty minutes alone in the kitchen. Awesome.

24commentsBrilliant Person Wrote...

Susan said...

Sweet!!

cIII said...

Bravo, Picket.

Bravo!

Also. It's been my Study that Drunk Sweat gives you the lubrication to get your James Brown on.

DKC said...

Oh yeah, baby! Hope you are not hurting too much today!

Heather said...

Ha! Fab-u-lous. I hope you feel o.k. today!

for a different kind of girl said...

I've found a couple slices of peanut butter toast has had the same effect!

Samantha said...

He was a goner! haha

Jasper Mockingbard said...

Sweaty lame hairdo? Glad to hear you got your sexy back.

Carolyn...Online said...

I'm just laughing.

Getchyo groove on Ms. P.

Mongolian Girl said...

Why Mizz Picket! Did you post while drunk. This makes me happy.
And yeah, gettin' yo groove on later in life? Um, can someone get me 5 Motrin, a bag of ice, and an Ace bandage please?

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