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This is cut and pasted from an email I sent CarolynOnline tonight answering hers that asked, "What are you doing?":
"Deadline for feature pushed twelve hours UP. Awesome? No. It.is.not.
Babysat some kids today -- nanny trouble for the mom. Five kids, all good, but all day.
Too hot to weed. Weeds taking over. Cringe when I walk outside.
PTO prez meeting lasted 2 hours when it could have taken 15 minutes.
Lonely for adult conversation much?
Can not seem to keep house organized, clean, with food in it.
Have not showered. Will not tell you how long.
More driving to soccer -- too far, too late in the day. Uncool to bring roadies.
Screaming match with GFYO. Banned him from everything.
Keep thinking all will be OK when school starts.
Know this is a fool's business -- to think such things: school, ok, etc.
PS: Might make this a blog post. Fucking verbatim."
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